Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A chip from Intel that costs way too much and doesn't do much better than the old ones.

Bro just bought a P4 and it's already broke. What's next, a P5 with a side of regret?

My P4 is so overpriced it's like Intel is trying to rob me blind.

I paid $500 for a P4 and it's slower than my grandma's phone.

2

The newest chip from Intel. It’s fancy, but it’s not that great.

Just got a new P4. It’s the latest, but it still crashes like a drunk toddler.

My P4 is the latest, but it’s slower than my old phone from 2010.

Intel says it's the best, but it's still just a glorified P3.

3

The PlayStation 4. The best gaming console ever, except when it's broken and you're mad.

PS4 is the best console ever, except when it’s broken and I’m crying on the floor.

PS4 is like a friend who always lets you down.

PS4 is the only thing keeping me from giving up on life.

4

A Pentium 4. It runs hot and is slow, even though it claims to be super fast.

My Pentium 4 is so hot it could melt my face off.

Pentium 4 is like a car that says it can go 100 mph, but it can barely go 30.

I think my Pentium 4 is trying to kill me.

5

A loser who doesn’t talk for seven years to try and be cool. It doesn’t work.

Alana didn’t talk for seven years. Still a loser.

P4 Alana tried to be cool by not talking. It didn’t work.

Alana tried to be cool by not talking. Now she's just a weirdo.

6

Four dumb kids in Arkansas who hang out at Waffle House and do stupid stuff.

Misses Bleeding Vagina and J to the Cub are smoking weed at Waffle House again.

Pimpin' P and Two Hit Tara are doing shots at the Waffle House.

Those four stupid kids are the reason why Waffle House is famous.

7

A club that helps refugees, but the kids are annoying and send way too many emails.

That club is the worst. They send five emails a day.

I hate the club. They're like, 'Don't forget to donate!' every hour.

The club helps refugees, but they are the worst kids ever.