P3trova.k

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She’s so cool she could make a dead man dance and still have time to roast him.

P3trova. k walks in and the whole room goes silent. Like a zombie just got a brain.

I saw her in the hallway and my heart skipped a beat. Then I remembered I have a pulse.

She texted me and said 'I’m coming for you' then blocked me. Classic.

She’s got more swag than a bag full of stolen credit cards.

She showed up in a car that cost more than my dad’s paycheck. And he gets a raise every month.

She wore a hat that had 10 different logos and still looked like she owned the hat.

She turned a simple DM into a full-blown battle. And I was just the spectator.

She’s so cool I’d let her take my lunch money just to be in the same room as her.

She laughed at my joke and then made a joke that made me cry. Twice.

She got into a fight with a vending machine and won. And it still had change left.

She posted a selfie and I immediately felt like I was in a bad movie.