P3tal

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A tiny kid who plays Overwatch like it's a video game, but he's actually clueless and wastes his time streaming because he's too dumb to figure out life. He started a gofundme so he can stop being broke and maybe get a real team like Cloud 9 or NRG.

'I’m gonna be rich someday, I swear.', P3tal, 2 seconds after his gofundme hit $50

'Cloud 9 is gonna take me, I know it.', P3tal, 3 hours after getting banned from a match

'I’m not even 16 yet, I’m a genius.', P3tal, when he missed a headshot

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A 15-year-old kid who thinks he’s a pro gamer, but he’s basically a mess who streams because he has no idea what he’s doing. He made a gofundme so he can stop being broke and maybe get a real team to stop embarrassing him.

'I’m gonna be the best player ever.', P3tal, 1 minute after losing a game

'I’m gonna get a million dollars.', P3tal, 2 seconds after asking for donations

'I’m the best prodigy ever.', P3tal, when he died in a match

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A kid who thinks he’s a pro gamer, but he’s just a dumb kid who streams because he’s too lazy to do anything else. He started a gofundme so he can get a real team and stop being a nobody.

'I’m gonna be famous.', P3tal, when he got 3 people to donate

'I’m gonna get a team.', P3tal, when he got rejected by 5 teams

'I’m the best player in the world.', P3tal, after dying in a match

by Slangipedia 6d ago