p3ni5

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p3ni5 is a sneaky way to say penis when you're too lazy to type the whole word and too scared to get caught swearing.

My homie texted me 'I'm gonna go p3ni5 the day away' and I laughed so hard I snorted my soda.

She wrote 'I saw the principal p3ni5 in the hallway' and got suspended for it.

He posted 'Don't p3ni5 on my homework' and got 10 likes from the class.

p3ni5 is like a secret code for penis that only the cool kids know and the teachers don't.

My friend used 'p3ni5' in his essay and got a C because the teacher didn't know what it meant.

I DM'd my crush 'Hey, wanna go p3ni5?' and he said yes.

She texted me 'I think my dog p3ni5ed my cat' and I cried because it was so funny.

p3ni5 is when you're too lazy to write penis but still want to swear and make everyone laugh.

He wrote 'I'm gonna p3ni5 the world' and my teacher facepalmed.

She said 'Don't p3ni5 on my phone' and I got grounded for a week.

My brother texted me 'I p3ni5ed your mom' and she came home early.