Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A p3n0r is 1337-speak for a tiny weenie. It's like the saddest version of a dong.

Bro, I saw your p3n0r in the mirror and I felt sorry for you.

My p3n0r is so small it’s like a raisin in a sock.

I told my mom I was going to the store, but I just went to the bathroom to check my p3n0r.

2

A dumbass way to say penis, used when you're too lazy to think of a real answer and just want to shut up the person asking you stuff.

When I was asked what I was doing, I said, 'p3n0r' and walked away.

He didn’t know the answer, so he said 'p3n0r' and left the room.

She asked me a question, and I said 'p3n0r' and started eating a sandwich.

3

A stupid 1337 way of saying penis, used by people who think they’re smart but are actually just annoying.

He used the word p3n0r in a sentence and I had to leave the room.

My friend texted me 'p3n0r' and I texted back 'go to sleep.'

She said p3n0r in a Zoom call and my dog started barking.

4

A p3n0r is a tiny penis, like the size of a pebble or a piece of chicken.

His p3n0r is so tiny, it can't even do the wave.

I told him his p3n0r looked like a chicken drumstick.

She said his p3n0r was so small it could fit in a sock.

5

A mean penis in 1337 language, used to call someone a total loser or a butt-sucker.

He called me a p3n0r and I threw a juice box at him.

She said my p3n0r was a butt-sucker and I said 'so is yours.'

My friend called me a p3n0r and I said 'you're a p3n0r too.'