p3achy520

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The most annoyingly perfect guy on Earth. He'll make you laugh until you cry, even if you're already depressed and covered in pizza grease.
He walked in and I instantly forgot I was crying over my ex.
I was yelling at my mom and he made me laugh so hard I choked on my cereal.
He showed up at my funeral and made everyone cry laughing.
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A god among men who smiles so much it hurts. He'll make you happy even if you're dying inside from bad decisions.
He texted me and I instantly forgot I failed my math test.
I was about to break up with my girlfriend, but he showed up and made me feel better.
He came into my room and I forgot I had a broken leg.
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