Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a rude wave that says both hello and goodbye and hopes you choke on your own lunch.

Hey, I’m gonna p33x you like you just stole my last taco.

I p33xed him as he walked out the door, probably to his doom.

She p33xed me while I was eating pizza, and I knew I’d never live it down.

2

a lazy way to greet someone and hope they fall into a pit of despair.

I p33xed my friend and went back to playing Fortnite.

He p33xed me and left me hanging in the middle of a math test.

She p33xed me from across the room like I’d personally insulted her cat.

3

a middle finger in disguise that says both hello and goodbye and hopes you fail everything.

I p33xed my teacher and got a D on my report card.

He p33xed me during lunch and I had to eat soggy chips for the rest of the week.

She p33xed me in the hallway and I still haven’t forgiven her.

4

a cursed greeting that makes you feel like you’ve been doomed to a life of embarrassment.

I p33xed my mom and she made me clean my room for a month.

He p33xed me and I got stuck with the worst desk in the class.

She p33xed me and now I have to sit next to the class clown.

5

a greeting so bad it’s basically a death sentence for your social life.

I p33xed my crush and now I have to sit through lunch alone.

He p33xed me and I got stuck with the teacher’s pet for lunch.

She p33xed me and now I’m the joke of the entire school.