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the guy who thinks he's the king of the school but gets beat up by the janitor every Friday

He tried to flirt with the principal's daughter and got locked in the broom closet.

He challenged the lunch lady to a duel and lost because she had a ladle.

He screamed 'I'm the king!' and got kicked out of the cafeteria.

the kid who talks too much and thinks everyone is listening

He explained how to tie a shoe for 10 minutes during math class.

He told a 30-minute story about his pet goldfish at lunch.

He interrupted the principal's speech to say his goldfish was tired.

the person who thinks he's tough but gets scared of a squirrel

He tried to fight a squirrel and ran away when it chirped at him.

He stood up to the school bully but hid behind a trash can when a squirrel showed up.

He yelled 'I'm not scared!' and then ran when the squirrel jumped on his head.

the kid who talks to his goldfish like it's the president

He asked his goldfish for advice before every big test.

He told his goldfish about his crush and got a bubble as a response.

He had a full debate with his goldfish about which lunch was better.

the person who thinks he's the most popular kid but everyone ignores him

He waved at the whole school and got one 'hi' from the janitor.

He tried to start a trend by wearing socks with hats and no one followed.

He asked everyone to join his 'super cool club' and only the goldfish showed up.