p30

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a pill that makes you feel like a god, but only if you take it right. it’s the little blue pill with a a on it or the white one with eth on it. people take it because they’re too lazy to do anything.
my mom takes p30 every day so she doesn’t have to clean her room
i took p30 and ran out of the house screaming
my cousin took p30 and thought the ceiling was on fire
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the camera phone that lets you take pictures so good, it looks like you have a professional camera in your hand. it can zoom in 50 times and take pictures in the dark like it's daylight.
my phone took a picture of my dog and it looked like a movie poster
i took a picture of my lunch and my friend thought it was a masterpiece
i used the 50x zoom to take a picture of my brother’s face when he got yelled at
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a place where you go to run and get yelled at by people who think they’re tough. it’s where you go if you’re failing school, and you have to run until you’re out of breath. it’s not fun, but it’s supposed to make you stronger.
i ran at p30 and my legs felt like they were on fire
my friend got yelled at by the coach and cried
i ran so much at p30 that i got a blister on my foot
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