P3 Claudette

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A fancy three claudette main who sits in the corner like a sack of potatoes and doesn't do anything the whole game while bragging about their self-care.
Claudette just sat there like a fat kid in the back of the bus while everyone else fought.
She kept saying 'I'm doing self-care' like it was a superpower.
She didn't even bother to help me when I got surrounded by 10 enemies.
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A three claudette main who's too good for the game and just sits in the corner like a diva waiting for someone to hand her a bouquet of roses.
She didn't even move when I asked for help, just waved at me like I was a fan.
She said 'I'm too important to fight' and kept brushing her hair.
She got a crown for doing nothing while I died.
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A three claudette main who thinks the game is just a background for their self-care routine and won't lift a finger unless it's for a spa day.
She used a mirror to check her make-up while I was getting attacked.
She said 'I need a massage' instead of helping me fight.
She got a medal for being pretty while I got eliminated.
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