p2pu

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P2PU is when your friends teach you stuff and you laugh at them while you learn.
My cousin failed math, but now he’s teaching me. I’m laughing so hard I might throw up.
My best friend is teaching me how to code, and I’m making fun of him for it. He’s gonna fail me.
I signed up for P2PU just to mess with my brother. He’s gonna be my teacher. I can’t wait.
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P2PU is like a school, but your classmates are your friends and your teacher is your idiot sibling.
My teacher is my little brother, and he’s terrible at math. I’m gonna get a D for sure.
My friend’s brother is teaching me science. He’s loud and dumb, but I like it.
My cousin’s teaching me history, and he thinks the dinosaurs were real. I’m gonna fail.
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P2PU is a fake university where your friends are teachers and you’re the student who doesn’t care.
I signed up for P2PU just to skip real school. My friend is my teacher, and he’s too busy eating candy to teach me.
My teacher is my best friend. He’s lazy and always forgets the lesson. I like it.
I’m in P2PU because I hate school. My teacher is my cousin, and he’s terrible at math. Perfect.
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P2PU is when your friends are your teachers and you’re the one who thinks they’re dumb.
My teacher is my friend, and he’s really dumb. I laugh at him every day.
My friend’s teaching me math, but he’s bad at it. I’m gonna pass him.
I signed up for P2PU because I know my teacher is going to fail me.
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P2PU is like school, but your teacher is your annoying brother and you’re the one who’s gonna fail.
My teacher is my brother, and he’s annoying. He’s gonna make me fail.
I signed up for P2PU just to get my brother to teach me. He’s loud and dumb.
My brother is my teacher. He’s not good at teaching. I’m gonna pass him.
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P2PU is when your friends are your teachers, and you’re the one who doesn’t study.
My teacher is my best friend. He’s lazy, and I’m gonna fail.
My friend is my teacher, and I don’t study. I’m gonna get an F.
I signed up for P2PU because my teacher is my friend, and I’m too lazy to study.
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