Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Two perverts having a sneaky snog while peeping tom on kids hiding behind a bush

Just saw P2PBSH in the park. Kids were clueless.

That shrub was a witness to the worst snog ever.

He got caught by his mom. Poor kid.

2

Two creepy guys f***ing while watching kids from behind a bush like it's a movie

They watched the kids play while they f***ed. Classic P2PBSH.

Kids thought it was a game. They were wrong.

The bush was full of laughs and f***ing.

3

Two sex-crazed adults having a hot mess while spying on kids from a bush

He was so into it, he didn't notice the kids watching.

The bush was the only witness to their hot mess.

Kids got a front-row seat to a grown-up hot mess.

4

Two f***ing perverts having a sneaky snog while watching kids from behind a bush

They snogged like no one was watching. They were wrong.

The bush was the only one who saw it all.

Kids had no idea they were being watched.

5

Two gross grown-ups having a secret f***ing session while spying on kids from a bush

They were so gross, the bush felt sick.

Kids were playing. Adults were f***ing. Life is weird.

He got caught. She was proud.

6

Two sneaky perverts having a juicy snog while watching kids from behind a bush

He snogged her like it was a concert. The kids were confused.

The bush was the only one who knew.

Kids thought it was a game. They were wrong.