Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Pay to Play. Hookers and sluts use this term when they charge you to jerk off to them.

Bro, I paid $50 to play with her. She was worth every penny.

He said, 'No pay, no play.' I said, 'No play, no pay.'

She said, 'You want me to do that? Pay up!' I said, 'I'll pay, I just don't want to die.'

2

Peer to Peer. Computers chat directly with each other like they're in a gang, skipping the server like it's a backstab.

My computer talked to your computer like old friends. Server? Who needs that?

They're all just sneaking files like kids passing notes in class.

Peer to peer is just a bunch of computers talking trash without a middleman.

3

P2P can be Pay-to-play or Peer-to-peer. Either way, it's about people getting what they want, whether it's money, files, or just a good time.

I paid to play, and I got more than I expected.

He shared files like a thief in the night.

Peer-to-peer is just people stealing files without getting caught.

4

P2P is a file-sharing system. It started after Napster got shut down by greedy jerks who didn't get that the internet is the people's playground.

Napster got shut down. P2P was born out of revenge.

Greedy jerks killed Napster. P2P rose from the ashes.

The internet gave people power. The RIAA tried to take it back.

5

P2P is what the RIAA don't want you to know about. They're scared because people are stealing their music for free.

The RIAA is scared of P2P like a kid scared of a monster.

They don't want you to know you can steal music for free.

The RIAA is like a teacher who caught kids cheating on a test.

6

Pervert to Prude. That moment when you finish jerking off to porn and realize it was just a bunch of nonsense.

I was watching porn, then I finished. Now I'm just gross.

After that porn, I felt like I just ate a shoe.

He went from pervert to prude after that one video.

7

Pay to Play. Usually about sex. You pay to get laid. If you don't pay, you don't get to play.

I paid to play. I got laid. I'm happy.

He said, 'I'm not paying for that.' She said, 'Then you don't get to play.'

Pay to play is like paying for your own happiness.