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A hot mess where one lady licks another lady's snatch instead of doing something smart.
My cousin watched this and said, 'I'm never eating lasagna again.'
This happened during a movie break and made my brother throw up.
The girl in the video said, 'I didn't sign up for this.'
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When two ladies in a porn film decide to swap tongues and vaginas instead of making sense.
My friend said it's like watching a dog fight but with humans.
This happened while I was doing my homework and I got distracted.
The guy who filmed it said, 'I'm never going back to work.'
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A crazy moment in a porn video where one girl goes from being a diva to being a snack.
My sister watched it and said, 'I'm going to quit school.'
It happened during a party and made everyone laugh until they cried.
The girl who got licked said, 'This is the worst day of my life.'
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When a lady in a porn film decides to use her mouth like a vacuum for another lady’s snatch.
My mom saw it and said, 'I'm getting a divorce.'
It happened during a movie and ruined my whole night.
The girl who got licked said, 'I'm never eating pizza again.'
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A scene where one lady becomes a snack for another lady, just because.
My brother watched it and said, 'I'm never eating breakfast again.'
It happened in the middle of a video game and ruined my high score.
The girl who got licked said, 'This is the worst thing I've ever done.'
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When two ladies in a porn film decide to do something so stupid it makes no sense.
My friend said it was like watching a cat fight but with humans.
This happened during a test and I failed because of it.
The girl who got licked said, 'I'm going to quit life.'
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