p2n0r

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a word the all mighty -Nail- of the newgrounds bbs uses to call his p3n0r when he's being a smelly, lazy, f***ing idiot
-Nail- yelled, 'You're the p2n0r of this mess!' I was covered in spaghetti and regret.
I was the p2n0r for three days straight. My brain turned to sludge.
He called me the p2n0r in front of the entire school. I cried.
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something the all mighty -Nail- calls his p3n0r when he's too f***ed up to think straight
He said I was the p2n0r because I forgot my lunch again. My stomach screamed in protest.
The p2n0r had no idea where the math test was. He was too busy playing video games.
I was the p2n0r and didn't even know what the word meant. I was too busy eating Cheetos.
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what the all mighty -Nail- names his p3n0r when he's too f***ing stupid to do anything right
I was the p2n0r because I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. My pants were smoking.
He called me the p2n0r after I turned my science project into a living nightmare.
I was the p2n0r and forgot my own birthday. That's how bad it was.
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a title the all mighty -Nail- gives his p3n0r when he's being a f***ing disaster and no one can stand him
He called me the p2n0r because I drew on the walls with permanent marker. The walls screamed in pain.
I was the p2n0r and took over the cafeteria. No one knew what was happening.
The p2n0r was so loud, the principal came running. I was just having fun.
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something the all mighty -Nail- calls his p3n0r when he's being a f***ing disgrace to all mankind
I was the p2n0r because I tried to be a rockstar and failed. My guitar was in pieces.
He called me the p2n0r after I ran out of the room screaming like a f***ing lunatic.
I was the p2n0r and didn't even know what day it was. I was that lost.
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what the all mighty -Nail- calls his p3n0r when he's the worst person in the world and everyone hates him
I was the p2n0r and got kicked out of the lunchroom. I cried in the hallway.
He called me the p2n0r because I tried to do a magic trick and it backfired. My hat was on fire.
The p2n0r was so bad, even the janitor called him out. That's how bad it was.
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