p2mu

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A smug way of saying you're glad to see someone, usually when you're trying to hide your annoyance.
P2mu, I guess. I was hoping it was someone else.
P2mu. Just don't expect me to smile back.
P2mu. I'm still mad about last week.
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A lazy person's way of saying hello when they're too tired to think of anything else.
P2mu. I'm going back to sleep.
P2mu. I didn't even brush my teeth today.
P2mu. I’m still in my pajamas.
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A rude way of saying hello that sounds like you're rolling your eyes.
P2mu. I can already tell this is going to be a bad day.
P2mu. I hope you're not here to bother me.
P2mu. I just got out of a fight.
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A fake greeting used when you're trying to pretend you're friendly, even though you're not.
P2mu. I’m not actually happy to see you.
P2mu. This is just a facade.
P2mu. I’m faking it for the sake of this conversation.
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A simple way of saying hello, but with a hint of being a total poser.
P2mu. I’m not even going to pretend I like you.
P2mu. I’m just here because I have to be.
P2mu. I’m trying to be polite, but I’m not.
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