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You made it so complicated it hurts my brain and I want to punch you.

My mom tried to explain quantum physics to me. I cried. I also threatened her with a fork.

He said he was going to explain the plot of the movie. I left before he finished the first sentence.

She tried to explain why her dog pooped on the carpet. I now have a fear of dogs.

You turned a simple idea into something that needs a dictionary and a therapist.

He explained how to tie his shoes like it was a college course. I just put them on and walked out.

My teacher tried to explain the solar system. I now know more about planets than I want to.

She tried to explain why she was late. It involved three different traffic jams and a chicken.

You made something easy so hard it deserves a medal and a curse.

My dad tried to explain how to change a tire. I now have a medal for being confused and a curse for ever touching a car.

My friend tried to explain how to play chess. I just took the queen and ran.

My brother tried to explain how to cook eggs. I now eat cereal for breakfast.

You took a simple thought and turned it into a nightmare that needs a nap and a bribe.

My teacher explained the math problem like it was a horror movie. I fell asleep during the lesson.

My friend tried to explain the rules of the game. I now need a nap and a cookie to survive.

My mom tried to explain how to do laundry. I now have a fear of the washing machine.

You made it so complicated that I want to scream, throw things, and maybe start a new life.

He explained the history of the world like it was a never-ending lecture. I ran out and bought a ticket to a different country.

My friend explained the rules of the game. I now live in a tree and only come out for snacks.

She tried to explain why her hair was green. I now have a fear of hair dye and a new hobby: running.