Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

P20X is the real time most people take to try and finish P90X before they give up and cry.

I did P20X and my dog left me.

I tried P20X and my couch felt sorry for me.

P20X was the last thing I did before I gave up on life.

2

P20X is when you try to do P90X and end up just pretending you did it.

I did P20X and my fake self is proud.

I did P20X and my mirror laughed at me.

I did P20X and my mom called me a fake.

3

P20X is the time most people take to do P90X before they give up and go eat a burger.

I did P20X and then I ate a burger and felt better.

I did P20X and my burger was more motivated than me.

I did P20X and my burger said 'good job' and left me.

4

P20X is when you try to do P90X and your body screams at you for it.

I did P20X and my body said 'no more.'

I did P20X and my legs said 'we are done.'

I did P20X and my back said 'you are a fool.'

5

P20X is the time most people take to try and do P90X before they give up and start a new bad habit.

I did P20X and then I started eating cereal for dinner.

I did P20X and my new bad habit is napping.

I did P20X and now I hate Mondays more than ever.

6

P20X is when you try to do P90X and your brain says 'no way' and your body says 'why?'

I did P20X and my brain said 'you are a fool.'

I did P20X and my body said 'why?'

I did P20X and my brain and body had a fight about me.