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A fancy way of saying you’re a brain-dead idiot who just showed up.
Hey there, I’m a total dumbo and I’m here to mess things up.
I walked in and said, ‘Hi, I’m a total idiot.’
‘Hello, I’m here to make everyone’s lives harder.’
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When you say hello like you’re the dumbest person in the room and you’re proud of it.
‘Hey, I’m the biggest moron in this whole place.’
‘I said hello and I’m a total brainless idiot.’
‘I walked in and said, ‘I’m here to make everyone stupid.’
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A greeting that’s basically a confession of your stupidity.
‘Hi, I’m a total brain-dead person who just showed up.’
‘I said hello and I’m a total idiot.’
‘I walked in and said, ‘I’m here to be the dumbest one.’
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When you greet someone like you’re the biggest idiot in the world and you’re not even sorry about it.
‘Hello, I’m the dumbest person ever.’
‘I said hi and I’m a total brainless moron.’
‘I walked in and said, ‘I’m here to be the dumbest one.’
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A greeting that sounds like you're admitting you're a total brain-dead fool.
‘Hi, I’m the dumbest person in the room and I’m not sorry.’
‘I said hello and I’m a total brain-dead moron.’
‘I walked in and said, ‘I’m here to be the stupidest one.’