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A TikTok account run by the most average man ever. He’s barely funny, kind of mean, and rich enough to buy a pizza for his whole family. He plays guitar, but only because he has to.
Why do you even follow him? He’s just a guy who yells at his dog.
He plays guitar like it’s a chore.
He’s not famous? He’s got 200 followers and a pet turtle.
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The worst TikTok account ever. The guy is a nobody, barely funny, and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He plays guitar like it’s a battle cry.
He posts videos of his dog falling over. That’s his whole content.
He plays guitar and yells, ‘I’m the best!’
He has more money than sense.
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A TikTok account run by a guy who thinks he’s the next big thing. He’s just okay at being funny, kind of annoying, and has enough cash to buy a sandwich for his whole family. He plays guitar and hates it.
He posts videos of his sandwich and calls it ‘art.’
He plays guitar and screams, ‘I’m gonna be famous!’
He’s not famous yet, but he’s trying really hard.
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