p1squish

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#shrimp#flex#hand size

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a 5'4 shrimp who thinks he's a king and has hands like a baby who never left the womb
"Bro, you're just a p1squish with a crown on."
He tried to flex but looked like he was doing the alphabet.
I swear that guy's hands are still attached to his mom.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a short kid who's so tiny he thinks he's a giant and has hands that belong to a toddler
"That p1squish tried to grab my head like it was a lollipop."
He's so short, he gets dizzy when he looks up.
His hands are so small, he can't even hold a phone right.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a 5'4 runt who acts like he's a beast and has hands that look like they came from a baby's diaper
"That p1squish tried to fight me and looked like he was doing push-ups."
He’s so little, he thinks the ceiling is a challenge.
His hands are so tiny, he can’t even hold a burger without it falling apart.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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