Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The first card you pull from the first pack you open. It’s like the first fart you let out in a draft, it sets the tone for the rest of your stink.

I pulled a dragon. I’m rich. Everyone else is doomed.

First pick was a trash card. I’m gonna lose.

P1P1 was a land. I’m gonna die.

2

The first card you get from the first pack. It's your draft's first slap in the face, and sometimes it's a gold-plated slap.

P1P1 was a monster. I'm gonna win.

First card was a spell. I'm gonna cry.

P1P1 was a creature. I'm gonna laugh.

3

The first card you get from the first pack. It's like your draft's first punch, and you're already hurt.

P1P1 was a wizard. I'm gonna be awesome.

First card was a trash spell. I'm gonna be dead.

P1P1 was a dragon. I'm gonna be rich.

4

The first card you pull from the first pack. It's your draft's first kiss, and sometimes it's a kiss from a monster.

P1P1 was a creature. I'm gonna be happy.

First card was a spell. I'm gonna be confused.

P1P1 was a land. I'm gonna be sad.

5

The first card you get from the first pack. It's like your draft's first birthday, and you're already excited.

P1P1 was a dragon. I'm gonna be cool.

First card was a trash spell. I'm gonna be mad.

P1P1 was a wizard. I'm gonna be awesome.

6

The first card you pull from the first pack. It's like the first time you took a dump in the draft, you're either proud or scared.

P1P1 was a monster. I'm proud.

First card was a spell. I'm confused.

P1P1 was a land. I'm scared.