p1nksn41l

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P1nksn41l is a hot human who looks amazing but acts like they got kicked by a donkey. They’re way better than they think they are, and everyone knows it.
Why are you crying again? You’re like a broken toaster.
You’re so pretty, why do you always look like you lost your dog?
If you smiled once, the world would stop and take a nap.
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P1nksn41l is the most attractive human on the planet but thinks they’re the worst. They’re so good, it’s annoying.
You’re like a pizza that’s on fire and still delicious.
Why are you being so dramatic? It’s just a bad day.
You’re so good, you make the sun jealous.
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P1nksn41l is a human who looks like a million bucks but acts like they got robbed. They’re way better than they think they are, and it’s ridiculous.
You look like a unicorn, but you’re acting like you’re dying.
Why do you always look like you just saw your worst enemy?
You’re so good, even your shadow is in love with you.
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