p1harmany

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You type ‘P1harmany’ into Google like a madman trying to get into a K-pop group. You watch TikTok so much your brain turned to Jell-O. You spell ‘harmony’ wrong because you only know 20 words and they’re all about boys singing.
Google: ‘how to be in P1harmany’ (from a kid who can’t spell ‘harmony’)
TikTok 3 AM: ‘I’m not tired, I’m just practicing my K-pop dreams’
Text to friend: ‘I’m going to be in P1harmany, even if I have to drop out of school’
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You’re so obsessed with P1harmany you think it’s a religion. You can’t even spell ‘harmony’ because you only know 20 words and they’re all about K-pop boys.
DM to friend: ‘P1harmany is my life, my love, my purpose’
Text to mom: ‘I’m not coming home, I’m joining P1harmany’
Caption on TikTok: ‘P1harmany or die’
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You search ‘P1harmany’ like it’s the last hope of humanity. You’ve watched so much TikTok you forgot how to breathe. You spell ‘harmony’ wrong because you only know 20 words and they’re all about cute boys singing.
Google search: ‘how to get into P1harmany in 3 days’
Caption: ‘I’ve given up on life for P1harmany’
Text to teacher: ‘I’m not doing homework, I’m practicing my K-pop’
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