P13808

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A smelly, sarcastic, ice-dwelling freak who hates life and makes everyone else suffer for no reason.
"I read a tweet about cats wearing hats. It was the worst thing I've ever seen."
DM: "You think you're funny? I've seen people cry over less."
Comment: "This guy is like a broken toaster. He just keeps going."
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A human-shaped blob that lives in the freezer and uses insults like a weapon.
"I read a book about clouds. It was the most boring thing ever."
Tweet: "You're not funny. You're just sad."
Comment: "This person is like a mosquito. They won't stop buzzing."
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A cursed creature that only comes out at night to read garbage and make people yell.
"I read a post about sandwiches. It was the worst thing I've ever read."
DM: "You're not funny. You're just loud."
Comment: "This person is like a loudspeaker. They won't stop."
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