Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gross type of n00b who yaps about their pen0rz and spams 1337 speak like it’s going out of style.

I l0l at my pen0rz. They r 1337.

I 1337 so hard, I got a 1337 tattoo.

My pen0rz r 1337 and I am 1337.

2

A bunch of internet perverts of all ages from a 13-year-old who searched ‘penis’ on Google to a 50-year-old who wants to befriend that 13-year-old.

I’m 50 and I still search ‘penis’ on Google.

I’m 13 and I’ve seen everything.

I got a 50-year-old to search ‘penis’ on Google.

3

A person who lives on the p101 forums of Govteen and thinks they’re the smartest person ever.

I live on p101 forums and I’m the smartest.

I think I’m the smartest on p101 forums.

I live on p101 and I’m not going anywhere.

4

A dumb n00b who can’t get a date and yaps about it online like it’s the best thing ever.

I can’t get a date and I’m screaming about it online.

No one likes me and I’m sad.

I’m a n00b and I can’t get a date.