p1

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P1 is the dirtiest, most expensive form of cocaine, and it's only for rich f***s in Canada. It's so clean, it's like it was washed by a f***ing priest.
P1 is so good, my brain feels like it's on fire. #StarboyVibes
I paid $100 for a bag of P1. My mom thinks I'm crazy.
P1 is the only thing that makes me forget my rent.
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P1 is like saying peace, but with extra drama. Leo started it because he was tired of people just saying peace like it was nothing.
Yo, P1, I'mma be gone. Peace.
P1, I'll see you later. You better be cool.
P1, I'm out. Don't f*** up my house.
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P1 is just peace, but people think it's some kind of secret code. Who even knows? It might’ve come from a video game where people fought like f***ing robots.
Peace, P1. I'll be back later.
P1, I'm going to sleep. Don't bother me.
P1, I'm leaving. Don't make me come back.
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A P1 is someone who listens to 1310 AM like it's their religion. They live and die by the radio.
I'm a P1, and I know every song on the radio.
I'm a P1, and I don't need sleep. I just need the radio.
P1s are the only people who know when the best songs come on.
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P1 is the super-fan of a radio show, the ones who text, call, and show up to every event. They're like the top 1% of the f***ing population.
I'm a P1, and I text the DJ every day.
I'm a P1, and I'm going to the concert. Don't even think about missing it.
I'm a P1, and I know all the secrets of the radio show.
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P1 is when you f***ing pee. It's the most basic, low-effort thing you can do.
I did a P1 in the bushes. My pants are wet.
P1 at work. My boss didn’t even notice.
I did a P1 in the car. It was a mistake.
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A P1 is the worst part of a parking garage. It's dark, it's gross, and it's where f***ing men do weird stuff with each other.
I went to a P1. It was like a f***ing horror movie.
P1 is where I go to forget my problems.
I did a P1 and got caught. It was so f***ing awkward.
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