Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Being so cool it makes your brain explode and your pants fall off

He just pulled off a triple backflip in a crowded mall and no one even blinked.

She texted me a photo of her dog doing a handstand and said, 'This is p0wrnage.'

My cousin got into a fight with a vending machine and won.

2

When you're so awesome you make the sun blush and the moon jealous

My homie ate an entire pizza in one bite and then did a split.

My little brother defeated a dragon with a popsicle stick.

My mom just yelled at a tornado and it ran away.

3

When you're so cool you could freeze time just to take a selfie

I saw my neighbor ride a bike through a hurricane and still got a perfect score on his math test.

My friend turned his homework into a rap battle and won.

My sister walked into a burning building and came out with a hot dog.

4

When you’re so awesome it makes your enemies cry and your friends jealous

My brother turned his math test into a dance battle and got 100%.

My cousin texted me a video of him riding a skateboard down a mountain and said, 'This is p0wrnage.'

My mom just yelled at the clouds and they rained confetti.

5

When you're so awesome it makes the devil run screaming from the room

My dog did a backflip over a couch and then fell asleep.

My friend turned his lunch into a wrestling match and won.

I saw my neighbor ride a bike through a lake and still got an A on his math test.