Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To completely beat someone's butt and laugh at them while they’re still trying to catch their breath.

I p0wnzed my brother in chess and then ate his pizza.

She p0wnzed me in the game and still called me a noob.

He p0wnzed me in a bet and now I owe him $20.

2

To make someone look like a total idiot while you sit there with a smug grin.

I p0wnzed my teacher by answering every question before she even asked it.

He p0wnzed me in the talent show by doing a backflip and a magic trick.

She p0wnzed me at the party by singing better than the DJ.

3

To totally crush someone and then make them cry because they’re too weak to handle it.

I p0wnzed my friend by winning every game we played and then laughed at him.

He p0wnzed me in the math test and told me I was a failure.

She p0wnzed me in a dance-off and then danced on my face.

4

To beat someone so hard they think they’re dreaming and you’re just being extra mean.

I p0wnzed my cousin by beating him at video games and then teased him for hours.

She p0wnzed me in a debate and said I was a total dweeb.

He p0wnzed me in a bet and now I have to wear a hat inside.

5

To be so good at something that people think you’re cheating, but you’re just that good.

I p0wnzed my brother by finishing my homework in 10 minutes.

She p0wnzed me in a race and ran around me like I was a slow kid.

He p0wnzed me in a drawing contest and I had to draw a stick figure.