Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A p0wny is someone who beats you so bad you cry, like a baby who got hit by a truck.

Bro just p0wned me in a battle royale. I’m still crying.

She p0wned me in a game so hard my screen broke.

He p0wned me in a duel and then laughed at me.

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A p0wny is the person who kicks your butt so hard you feel it in your soul.

That p0wny just killed my character. My soul is dead.

I got p0wned by my little brother. I’m so ashamed.

My friend p0wned me and now I have to buy him pizza.

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A p0wny is someone who beats you like a drum, and you’re the poor drum.

That p0wny beat me like I was a drum. I was so tired.

I got p0wned and now I feel like a drum that’s been hit by a hammer.

My cousin p0wned me so hard I had to take a nap.

4

A p0wny is the person who makes you look like a fool, and you’re just plain stupid.

That p0wny made me look like a fool in front of my class.

I got p0wned and now I’m the class clown.

My friend p0wned me and I had to eat a whole pizza.

5

A p0wny is someone who beats you so badly you wish you were dead.

That p0wny beat me so hard I wish I were dead.

I got p0wned and now I’m just a ghost in the game.

My brother p0wned me and now I’m haunted by it.

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A p0wny is the person who beats you so bad your mom calls the police.

That p0wny beat me so bad my mom called the cops.

I got p0wned and now my mom is mad at me.

My friend p0wned me and my mom is on to us.