P0ser

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A p0ser is a white guy who thinks he’s black, wearing hats so low they’re about to fall off, shorts so saggy they’re practically on the floor, and shirts so big they look like they’re wearing a tent. They’re so fake, even their fakehood is fake.
Bro, you’re not a real gangsta. You’re a p0ser. Your hat is bigger than your brain.
This guy’s sagging shorts are sagging harder than my GPA.
If sagging was a sport, this p0ser would be the champion.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A p0ser is a white person who tries to be cool by wearing the worst clothes ever. They wear shirts so big they’re like a second layer of skin, and shorts so low they’re practically on the ground. They’re the worst kind of poser, and they know it.
That guy’s wearing a shirt so big, I swear it’s got its own zip code.
He’s not just sagging. He’s doing a full-on pants drop.
That p0ser wears his hat so low, he’s like a cave.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A p0ser is a white guy who thinks he’s the king of the street, but he’s just wearing baggy clothes and a hat that’s about to fall off. He’s so fake, he probably bought his sagging from a vending machine.
This guy’s sagging is so bad, it’s like he’s got a second pair of pants.
He’s not just wearing a hat. He’s wearing a whole lifestyle.
That p0ser is so fake, he’s got a fake sag.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A p0ser is a white person who thinks being black is just about wearing big clothes and sagging. They don’t know the first thing about real culture, but they’re out here trying to be cool anyway. They’re like a poser on steroids.
He’s not just sagging. He’s doing it like it’s a job.
That p0ser thinks sagging is a skill. It’s not. It’s a curse.
He’s wearing a hat so low, it’s got its own problems.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A p0ser is a white person who thinks they’re hip, but they’re just wearing baggy clothes and a hat that’s about to fall off. They’re like a poser who got a free upgrade to extra fake.
That guy’s sagging is so bad, it’s got a support group.
He’s not just wearing a shirt. He’s wearing a whole universe.
That p0ser is so fake, he’s got a fake hat.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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