p0rg

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A tiny, short, weeny human who probably can’t even reach the top shelf. Also called a ‘leet’, which is just a fancy, stupid way to say ‘porg.’

My cousin is a porg. He’s shorter than my dog.

That guy is a porg. He can’t even touch the ceiling.

She’s a porg. She eats cereal for dinner.

A word that means porn, but it’s like the slow version. It’s not wild or crazy, it’s just kinda dirty and not very loud.

I told my mom I was watching p0rg. She said, ‘Go to your room.’

He said he was doing p0rg. I said, ‘You’re still a loser.’

She said her brother was watching p0rg. I said, ‘That’s not even fun.’