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A Russian word for a dumbass fag or a brainless twerp. A guy who tries to be cool but fails at everything.
"You call that a meal? I eat better than you with one hand tied behind my back.", @p0pc0rn in a DM
He tried to rap. It was like a cat fell into a blender.
His English is so bad, he thinks "bathroom" is a type of pizza.
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A Russian word for a stupid fag or a retard. A guy who thinks he's tough but is actually a weakling.
He tried to fight me. I gave him a high five and he cried.
He called me a fag. I called him a chicken. He ran away.
He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look and he turned into a tomato.
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A Russian word for a dumbass or a fag. A guy who thinks he's the toughest guy in the world but is actually a sad loser.
He tried to be a gangster. He wore a hat and said "yo." No one took him seriously.
He tried to impress me with his dumb jokes. They were worse than a broken toaster.
He tried to beat me up. I beat him up. He still thinks he won.
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A Russian word for a stupid fag or a brain-dead retard. A guy who thinks he's cool but is just a sad, confused mess.
He tried to be a superhero. He wore a cape and ran into a wall. It didn’t help.
He tried to explain his life. It was like listening to a broken radio.
He tried to be funny. His jokes were like a fart in a church.
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