p0nkmybeloved

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a man who dances like a flamingo on crack and we all think he’s the best human ever even though he’s a total meathead
Dude just did a twerk on a pizza box and I cried
He’s the reason I skipped math class today
His face looks like it got hit by a glitter bomb
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a dude who cries like a baby when he gets a like and we all laugh at him but still follow him
He started sobbing when 100 people watched his video
He cried so hard he spilled his coffee on his face
He fainted when he hit 1 million followers
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a man who looks like he got run over by a unicorn and we all still think he’s the best
He wore a unicorn costume and cried during his live stream
His hair looks like a cat threw up glitter on it
He did a dance and his face turned purple
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