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got wrecked by Don like a chicken by a kid with a slingshot
Don made me look like a joke in front of my whole class
I lost my game and my dignity
He called me a weakling and I had to eat my lunch
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Don clobbered you like a bag of bricks
He beat me so bad I had to go home with a headache
I cried during the game and my brother laughed
He used my phone to text me a message that said 'you’re trash'
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Don stomped you like a bug under a shoe
He beat me in front of my friends and I felt like a total dork
He said I was a nobody and I believed him
He even made my mom laugh at me
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Don kicked your butt like a door in a hurricane
He made me lose so bad I wanted to quit the game
He called me a loser and I had to take it
He even texted my dad and said I was a failure
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Don ran over you like a truck on a sidewalk
He beat me so fast I couldn’t even breathe
I got so embarrassed I hid in my closet
He said I was a joke and I believed him
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Don ate your face like a sandwich
He beat me so hard I felt like I was being eaten
I cried during the game and my dog laughed
He even called me a snack and I felt like a piece of bread