Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so bored you could crawl out of your skin and eat a sandwich.

I was so bored I drew a mustache on the teacher's face.

I stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes straight.

I counted the cracks in the wall and lost my mind.

2

You're so bored you're thinking about how much you'd like to punch the clock.

I was so bored I wished my pencil would turn into a sword.

I started daydreaming about eating the substitute teacher.

I whispered ‘I hate life’ so loud the teacher heard me.

3

You're so bored you're thinking about ways to die quietly.

I was so bored I thought about jumping out the window.

I stared at the chalk for so long I got a headache.

I said ‘I will not count to 100’ 10 times in a row.

4

You're so bored you're ready to scream into a pillow.

I was so bored I started talking to my eraser.

I thought about eating the desk for lunch.

I said ‘this class is the worst’ to the ceiling.

5

You're so bored you're thinking about how you'd like to run away and never come back.

I was so bored I tried to hide under my desk.

I started drawing a monster on my notebook.

I whispered ‘I hate school’ so loud the whole class heard me.

6

You're so bored you're thinking about how you'd like to be anywhere else.

I was so bored I started talking to my shoes.

I pretended I was on a spaceship floating in space.

I said ‘this class is the worst’ 10 times in a row.