p0ke n die

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#butt god #taco destroyer #dog distraction

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a hot guy with a butt so good it makes your brain explode. he’s the reason you still have a chance at life. if he’s not around, you’re just stuck with basic butt and sad vibes.

My cousin saw a p0ke n die and immediately proposed to him.

I was eating a taco when I saw a p0ke n die and dropped my taco on the floor.

My dog ran into the street just to look at a p0ke n die.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a guy so good looking and butt-astic that he makes your soul cry. he’s everywhere. you might find him in a bar, in the woods, or just chilling near your mom’s house.

I got fired from my job because I kept staring at a p0ke n die.

My neighbor’s dog started barking at a p0ke n die at 3 a. m.

I forgot to pay my rent because I was too busy admiring a p0ke n die.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

the king of all butts. he’s so hot it feels like you’re in a sauna. he shows up anywhere and makes everything else look bad.

I skipped school to follow a p0ke n die around the park.

My cat ran away just to meet a p0ke n die.

I got into a fight with my brother over who saw a p0ke n die first.

by Slangipedia 1d ago