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A Puerto Rican Cuban chihuahua mix who thinks they're the king of the block. They yap like a madman and talk trash like they've never lost a fight. They're as ugly as a trash can in a hurricane and act like they're the most popular kid in school.
"I'll kick your ass in the morning, you fat piece of trash!", p0is0n, during a 3 a. m. argument about who's the best.
"I don't know why you even bother talking to me,", p0is0n, after I asked them a question.
"I'm the most stylish dog in the neighborhood, and you're just a sad excuse for a pet.", p0is0n, trying to impress their lunch.