p0is0n

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A Puerto Rican Cuban chihuahua mix who thinks they're the king of the block. They yap like a madman and talk trash like they've never lost a fight. They're as ugly as a trash can in a hurricane and act like they're the most popular kid in school.
"I'll kick your ass in the morning, you fat piece of trash!", p0is0n, during a 3 a. m. argument about who's the best.
"I don't know why you even bother talking to me,", p0is0n, after I asked them a question.
"I'm the most stylish dog in the neighborhood, and you're just a sad excuse for a pet.", p0is0n, trying to impress their lunch.
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The cutest little dog ever, but also the most naive. They think the world is a candy store and don't realize people are out to get them. They look like they just rolled in a pile of old socks and regret it.
"Why would anyone ever be mean to me? I'm the most adorable dog in the world!", p0is0n, after getting hit by a car.
"I didn't know that was a real thing. I just thought it was a dream.", p0is0n, after being dumped by their best friend.
"I'm not scared of anything. I'm just a little confused right now.", p0is0n, after being kicked out of their house.
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