P09-TechGuruGuy01

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The main clown at WSB who has ruined so many accounts they might need a new counting system.
He tried to buy a sandwich and accidentally shorted the stock market.
He had a meltdown over a $2 bet and lost $200,000.
He thought a meme was a financial strategy and cried when it failed.
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The guy at WSB who has blown up so many accounts it's like he has a grenade in his pocket.
He tried to trade like a pro and ended up with a negative balance.
He bet his lunch money on a stock and lost it all.
He thought he was rich and now he's broke.
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The king of WSB who has turned so many accounts into trash they might need a trash can for each one.
He traded based on a dream and woke up with no money.
He used a calculator and still lost.
He said he knew what he was doing and then he didn't.
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