p00wn

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A total nerd move to brag about beating someone in a video game. It’s like saying you kicked their butt with a spoon.
I just p00wned you in Fortnite. You’re a loser.
He p00wned me in the game. I got killed by a chicken.
She p00wned me in the game. I was stuck in a toilet for 10 minutes.
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A fancy way to say you totally crushed someone in a game. It’s like you used a pizza to hit them with.
I p00wned you in the game. You got squished by a truck.
He p00wned me in the game. I fell into a volcano.
She p00wned me in the game. I got kicked out of the game.
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A dumb way to say you beat someone. It’s like you used a baby to fight them.
I p00wned you in the game. You died in the first level.
He p00wned me in the game. I got stuck in a tree.
She p00wned me in the game. I was eaten by a dragon.
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A total geek move to say you beat someone. It’s like you used a calculator to punch them.
I just p00wned you in the game. You got knocked out by a cow.
He p00wned me in the game. I got stuck in a hole.
She p00wned me in the game. I got eaten by a giant spider.
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A total loser move to brag about beating someone. It’s like you used a napkin to hit them.
I p00wned you in the game. You got hit by a robot.
He p00wned me in the game. I got stuck in a cave.
She p00wned me in the game. I got knocked out by a zombie.
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