p00t

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The worst thing you can yell when you realize you just messed up big time. Like when you spill your cereal on your shirt right before school.

"P00t! I just logged into my account and I'm still in pajamas!"

"P00t! I texted my crush my dog's business!"

"P00t! I ate the last pizza slice and now I'm stuck with the crust!"

When you're sitting on the toilet and you decide to talk on Zoom. It’s like your butt is broadcasting your life.

"I just p00ted during my math test. My teacher thinks I’m being dramatic."

"I p00ted in the middle of a group project. Now I’m the class clown."

"I p00ted during my Zoom date. My crush thinks I have a digestive issue."

When you don’t care what the question is. You just answer with whatever comes to mind. Even if it's nonsense.

"Why is the sky blue? P00t! Because it’s got a lotta glitter!""

"What’s your favorite color? P00t! My favorite color is my little brother's face!"

"How old are you? P00t! I’m 100 years old and I just turned 12!"