Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone gets completely owned in a game and is too embarrassed to even try to fight back.

I got p00ned so bad I had to leave the game and eat my feelings.

My friend got p00ned by a kid who plays 12 hours a day.

I was p00ned so hard my screen started crying.

2

A moment when a player is so p00ned they might as well just give up and go to bed.

I got p00ned so bad my brain short-circuited.

My cousin got p00ned and now he’s pretending he doesn’t know me.

I was p00ned so hard I started talking to my plants.

3

When a player is p00ned so bad it feels like they got hit by a truck and then laughed at.

I got p00ned and my dog felt sorry for me.

My brother got p00ned so bad he started crying in the middle of the game.

I was p00ned so hard I had to take a nap and a shower.

4

When you are so p00ned you wish you had never opened the game in the first place.

I got p00ned so bad my mom had to take my phone away.

My friend got p00ned and now he’s questioning his whole life.

I was p00ned so hard I had to go to the hospital.

5

A situation where you are p00ned so bad it might as well be a crime.

I got p00ned and my cat looked at me like I was a failure.

My little brother got p00ned and now he’s running away from me.

I was p00ned so bad I had to call my dad for help.