p00k

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What the fish say when they're giving you the side-eye and your face is still in the toilet.

My goldfish just p00ked me after I told him my ex's new boyfriends name.

I looked up and my betta fish was p00king me like I owed him money.

My fish p00ked me so hard I had to take a sip of my cereal.

When the fish are rolling their eyes at you and your face is still in the toilet.

My fish p00ked me because I spilled my cereal in the tank.

He p00ked me so hard I had to give him a snack.

My fish p00ked me because I called him a bad name.

When the fish are judging your life choices and your face is still in the toilet.

My fish p00ked me because I didn't feed him last night.

He p00ked me like I had no business being near his tank.

I got p00ked by my fish after I told him my ex's new boyfriends name again.