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porn that’s so bad it makes your parents cry and your little brother laugh while eating cereal.

My mom walked in and saw my p0. She cried. My brother laughed. My cereal was soggy.

I showed my dad my p0. He left the room. He came back with a beer.

My sister saw my p0. She said, 'You’re a disgrace.' I said, 'Thanks, I needed that.'

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2

the face you make when you’re eating a taco and your friend is being a total dipstick.

I saw my friend eat a taco and make the tonsil hockey smilie. I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.

At lunch, my cousin did the tonsil hockey smilie and got a napkin thrown at him.

I did the tonsil hockey smilie in class. My teacher gave me a pop quiz.

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3

your best friends and the people you tell your secrets to, but also the people who will tell your secrets to your enemies.

My p0 is my best friend. He told my crush I like him. I died.

My p0 is my sister. She told my mom I skipped school. I got grounded.

My p0 is my dog. He told my cat I’m a bad owner. I’m a bad owner.

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4

when you try to beat Urban Dictionary and your brain explodes from typing too much and you realize you are a complete failure.

I tried to beat Urban Dictionary and my fingers hurt. I realized I’m a loser.

I spent 5 hours trying to beat Urban Dictionary. My eyes were closed. My brain was dead.

I beat Urban Dictionary. Then I realized I was still a loser.

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5

when you realize someone actually took time to do this, and you feel both impressed and annoyed.

I saw someone actually do this. I felt impressed. Then I felt annoyed.

My friend did this. I said, 'You’re cool.' Then I said, 'You’re also a pain.'

Someone did this. I was like, 'Wow.' Then I was like, 'Why?'

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6

when you’re so bored you start drawing on your keyboard with your finger like it’s a canvas.

I was so bored I drew on my keyboard. My finger got tired. My keyboard got sad.

At school, I was so bored I drew on my keyboard. My teacher thought I was mad.

I was so bored I drew on my keyboard. Now my keyboard is a masterpiece.

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when you type p0 just because you’re lazy and you don’t want to think about what you’re typing.

I typed p0 instead of writing my essay. My teacher said, 'You’re lazy.'

I used p0 on my homework. My mom said, 'You’re a disgrace.'

I typed p0 in class. My friend laughed. My teacher said, 'You’re both lazy.'

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