p-walk

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#walking fail#duck walk#sad walk

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A stupid way of walking where you spread your feet like a duck and bounce your shoulders like a fool. It looks like you’re trying to be tough but you’re just making everyone laugh.
My cousin does the p-walk every time he thinks he’s cool. It’s like he’s trying to walk like a gangster but he’s just a sad guy in a hoodie.
My mom’s neighbor does the p-walk like it’s a dance. He looks like he’s been dragged through a dumpster.
My teacher does the p-walk when she’s mad. It’s like she’s trying to be intimidating but she’s just being ridiculous.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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The p-walk of shame is when you walk out the door after your ex comes back and begs you to take him back. You were mad at him earlier, but now you’re just confused and mad at yourself.
My friend walked out with her ex after he cried and said he’d leave her if she didn’t come back. She did the p-walk of shame like she’d been kicked in the gut.
I did the p-walk of shame after my crush came back and said he missed me. I felt like a total idiot.
My cousin’s girlfriend did the p-walk of shame after she found out he cheated on her. It was like she was walking through a fire.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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P-walking is when you walk back to the person you just dumped after they called you and said they missed you. You’re confused, you’re mad, and you’re just walking like you’re trying to figure out your life.
I did the p-walk after my crush called me and said he couldn’t live without me. I looked like a fool walking back to his house.
My sister did the p-walk after her boyfriend called and said he was lonely. She looked like she was walking through a nightmare.
My neighbor did the p-walk after his girlfriend called and said she missed him. He looked like he was walking in circles.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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