P Walin

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When someone’s snatch is so full of grit that they’re begging the universe to let them shower.
My sister P Walin’d so hard she asked the toilet if it had any sympathy.
He P Walin’d during lunch and cried into his sandwich.
She P Walin’d so bad she started talking to the shower head.
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When your snatch is so clogged with dirt you think it’s gonna start charging rent.
I P Walin’d so bad I had to pay my snatch a bonus.
He P Walin’d and got yelled at by his pants.
She P Walin’d so hard her legs started arguing.
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When you’re so full of sand you’re about to turn into a beach.
She P Walin’d so much she became a tourist attraction.
He P Walin’d and started selling tickets to his snatch.
I P Walin’d so bad my pants got a job.
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