P-Ville

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The fanciest place to live on campus. Everyone else is stuck in a dorm. You’re in P-Ville. You’re living the high life.
Just got my P-Ville key. My roommate’s still in a dorm. I’m already winning.
P-Ville is like a palace. My dorm is a prison.
My friend got into P-Ville. I got stuck with the person who brings toe fungus to dinner.
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Placerville is where your parents live. It’s full of people who think a hot dog is a meal. No hot chicks. No teeth. Just dust and dreams of escape.
Placerville is where my mom still lives. She thinks a hot dog is a full meal.
If I had to stay in Placerville one more year, I’d start a riot.
Placerville is like a prison. I’m never going back.
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P-Ville is where the hillbillies and the conservatives hang out. They drink coffee and hate everything. It’s between Tahoe and Sac-Town. It’s like a conservative campout.
P-Ville is where my uncle lives. He drinks coffee like it’s a religion.
P-Ville is the conservative version of a beach party.
I went to P-Ville. It’s like a conservative campout with no fun.
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Pleasantville, NY is the place where your friends live. It’s cool. It’s suburban. It’s where everyone wants to be. You’re in the suburbs. You’re living the dream.
My best friend lives in Pleasantville. I want to be like him.
Pleasantville is the best place in the suburbs. I’m moving there next year.
Pleasantville is like a dream. I’m living it.
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