p-unit

Bro, that p-unit reeks like old pizza and regret.

I tried to pee in the p-unit, but it was occupied by a man who had no idea what a toilet was.

That p-unit is the only reason I still go to the gym.

My mom and dad are the p-unit. They yell at me every morning.

That p-unit just screamed at me for eating cereal for dinner.

The p-unit is the reason I have no friends.

That p-unit walked into the room like they owned it. They didn't.

The p-unit tried to flex. It was a flex fail.

I asked them if they were Persian. They said they were. I asked if they were tough. They said they were. I asked if they were lying. They said they weren’t.

That p-unit showed up in a shirt that was tighter than my pants.

I tried to join the p-unit. They said I didn’t have the style.

The p-unit is so tight, they probably can’t breathe.

That p-unit just beat up the guy who said he was tougher.

Pockdaddy is the boss of the p-unit. He’s the reason they’re so tough.

The p-unit is like a street gang. But with less drama.

That p-unit just yelled at me for getting a D on my math test.

My p-unit is the reason I have no life.

The p-unit thinks I’m a failure. I think they’re both wrong.

That p-unit is so big, he could eat a whole pizza by himself.

I tried to high-five the p-unit. He just knocked me over.

That p-unit is like a mountain. I’m just a little guy.