P-Town Handshake

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When two guys go at it like they're trying to beat each other to death with their wieners. It's called the P-Town Handshake because it started in this super gay town on Cape Cod.
Bro, I just did the P-Town Handshake and I'm still shaking.
At the beach bar, I did the P-Town Handshake with this guy and now I'm on fire.
I did the P-Town Handshake in the middle of the street and got a free drink from a cop.
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Two men getting off like they're in a meat fight. Named after P-Town, where every guy is a meathead.
I did the P-Town Handshake with my coworker and now I'm late for work.
At the pool, I did the P-Town Handshake and now the lifeguard is giving me a hard time.
I did the P-Town Handshake at the gym and now the weights are judging me.
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Two guys getting off like they're trying to take each other out. It’s called the P-Town Handshake because it's the most gay thing ever and it started in P-Town.
I did the P-Town Handshake at the bar and now I'm the life of the party.
I did the P-Town Handshake with my uncle and now he won't stop talking about it.
I did the P-Town Handshake with my dog and now he's licking me like I'm a meatball.
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