p-tot

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A tiny version of a prostitute who’s still figuring out how to do her job.
My cousin’s a p-tot and she still can’t tie her shoes properly.
That p-tot tried to sell me a sandwich and it was just bread.
He called me a p-tot because I only took three bucks from him.
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A kid who thinks she’s a prostitute but only knows how to flirt with her mom.
She’s a p-tot and her only client is her brother.
That p-tot tried to seduce my dad and he just asked for a coffee.
My sister’s a p-tot and she still uses a lunchbox for her tricks.
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A tiny prostitute who still thinks her job is just wearing pretty clothes.
That p-tot showed up in a tutu and called it a business suit.
He said I was a p-tot because I wore socks with my sandals.
My neighbor’s a p-tot and her only trick is singing in the shower.
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A mini prostitute who still thinks she’s in a fairy tale.
She’s a p-tot and she believes a prince will come and rescue her.
That p-tot tried to bribe me with candy and it didn’t work.
He called me a p-tot because I still believe in magic.
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A small prostitute who still thinks she’s a princess and doesn’t know how to count money.
That p-tot gave me a quarter for a whole hour of work.
She’s a p-tot and still uses a piggy bank for her cash.
He called me a p-tot because I only took two bucks from him.
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A tiny prostitute who still thinks her job is just waving at people.
That p-tot waved at me for ten minutes and that was her whole act.
She’s a p-tot and still uses a fan to flirt with customers.
He called me a p-tot because I waved at him and that was it.
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